Jack Shit is the only son of O. Shit and Awe Shit. O. Shit, the fertilizer plant manager, married Awe Shit, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Shit. Jack Shit eventually married Noe Shit, and they had six children.
Holy Shit, their first son, died after childbirth. Then the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit. After the twins came 2 daughters, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit. Their last childwas a boy, Bull Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop-out. Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a son that they named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens' boys. The Shit-Happens children are; Dog Shit-Happens, Bird Shit-Happens, and Horse Shit-Happens. Bull Shit married Pieca Shit and are still awaiting Baby Shit.
So, the next time someone tells you that you don't know Jack Shit, not only can you tell them you do know Jack Shit, but you also know the whole family!