Jack Shit is the only son of O. Shit and Awe Shit. O. Shit, the fertilizer plant manager, married Awe Shit, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Shit. Jack Shit eventually married Noe Shit, and they had six children.

Holy Shit, their first son, died after childbirth. Then the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit. After the twins came 2 daughters, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit. Their last childwas a boy, Bull Shit.

Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop-out. Dip Shit married Lotta Shit and had a son that they named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens' boys. The Shit-Happens children are; Dog Shit-Happens, Bird Shit-Happens, and Horse Shit-Happens. Bull Shit married Pieca Shit and are still awaiting Baby Shit.

So, the next time someone tells you that you don't know Jack Shit, not only can you tell them you do know Jack Shit, but you also know the whole family!



Comments

  • dailyachesandpains said Feb 21, 2007...
    Sean, I love this one!  Daily Shit
  • MsBradford07 said Feb 21, 2007...
    You gotta me cracking up!
  • silverwhisper said Feb 21, 2007...
    it's good to see you again, man. :> i'm somewhat reminded of a scene in the movie spaceballs about assholes... :D ed
  • KayRoseOrchid said Feb 21, 2007...
    This is hilarious!!!! Thanks for sharing it on here!  How'd you think of it?
  • secretlife said Feb 21, 2007...
    Sean:  this was the shitz!
  • missunderstood1162 said Feb 21, 2007...
    funny
  • momsrock said Feb 21, 2007...
    Jack Shit also had an affair with Ain't Shit and they had a baby named Tough Shit...
  • husbandhater said Feb 21, 2007...
    Tough shit grew up to fuck bigshit and they had lil tough shit
  • mlw32785 said Feb 21, 2007...
    Not too bad. How long did it take you  to come up with this?   http://www.soulcast.com/post/show/50745/I-GET-IT%21-I-GET-IT%21-I-AM-BRITNEY-SPEARS%21
  • polarheart said Feb 22, 2007...
    good one, Sean!
  • kruuyai said Feb 22, 2007...
    I once knew a guy who had a black T-Shirt on which he had silk screend in tiny, white letters just over the breast pocket.. "I know Jack Shit."
  • jen50 said Feb 22, 2007...
    I came up with it yesterday (Jack Shit ) from the internet about 3 years ago and passed it along to Steelman. Im the one who posted it yesterday on his Blog because he was being such a Jerk!
  • obssessedwithfreedom said Feb 22, 2007...
    this shit is super
  • queenparanoia said Feb 22, 2007...
    oh shit this is funny!!!
  • SeanRenaud said Feb 22, 2007...
    You didn't invent it, I'd heard it before.  But yes Jen50 you do deserve the credit for bringing it to the forfront of my mind.  Thank you.
  • RollingC said Feb 22, 2007...
    This is funny as shit......lol
  • jordan-nick said Feb 23, 2007...
    dat was sup  
  • Ormocanon said Feb 25, 2007...
     Sean, are they somehow  direct descendants of  the great American Indian chief 'Shitting Bull?' hahahahaahaaaaaaaThanks Sean
  • CountRollo said Mar 7, 2007...
    Hi Sean. That made my sides ache with laughing. Thanks, it's genuinely funny. now I've gotta learn it! CountRollo
  • silverwhisper said Dec 7, 2007...
    stupid spammers. ed
  • wormhilda said Jan 31, 2009...
    santa rosa, ca.
  • bmorgan said May 27, 2010...
    this is so funny i needed a good laugh

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